Wednesday, November 30, 2011

Guy's talk

This is not a fantasy blog, all characters are fictitious and have no resemblance to any person dead or living, This is an attempt to share some common happenings:
1.       Just observe, when two couples meet, boys always look to other girl and yes they scan her top to bottom while girls look at each other looking at what the other is wearing, looking pretty or not, who is superior!
2.       In smaller towns the word “ Aur aap batao” is repeated endlessly till people get some topic to discuss or blame.
3.       In marriages in north, even on chilly nights, girls are comfortable wearing normal suits till they suspect at least somebody is looking at them, Once this assumption is nullified, they start feeling cold.
4.       Every Beautiful girl is considered someone’s bhabhi in boys group and everybody claims to be her husband without even a single blink by the girl.
5.       Hands and eyes are glued on the mobile after sending the message to anybody and any blink/Tone is assumed his/her reply.
6.       Normally when two girls are walking and talking, The talk is generally about a guy who is trying to woo her and she claiming she is not interested!
7.       While riding a two wheeler with a girl on the back, the girl in the car coming from the front always stares at you and you feel good!
8.       The best way to “Patao” a girl in Pubs is just continuous looking at her and then ignoring her.
9.       Going to a mall with girl and choosing a dress from that mall and BUYING from that mall without exploring all possibilities in rest of the malls is a crime.
10.   Just say “you are sad” the entire world will come to ask you “why” making you more sad.
11.   By pressing “like” button doesn’t always mean that you really liked the comment, People have liked comments also “I attended uncle’s  funeral”
12.   A research shows girls are 5 times more excited during kissing….and indeed a lot of time is wasted persuading her to let her kiss and yes I want to be that researcher.
13.   You have more friends if you always pay.
14.   You cant avoid,your day will start with Shampoo, conditioner, face wash, Body wash and look at the final product out of the bathroom, just the same as it was yesterday!
15.   Many times I have said Flirting is an art, it is about compliments, spending money endlessly on a girl and talking ( only talking) about Love and assuming that she really likes you.
16.   Love is directly proportional to frequency and amount on each gift you give to a girl and assuming she is getting it from you only even if you managed to sneak in her room ( lucky!) and see many gifts from other boys,apart from you and in front of you they all will be from friends.

Hope it made you smile!
Rest in next blog
Vikas sachdeva


1 comment:

Unknown said...

haha.. So true bhai :)